Turns Out Bachelorette Parties Don't HAVE to Be Boring Shit Crap

This one was made for a friend on the brink of entering in unholy matrimony. Her boozilicious bachelorette party taught me two important lessons: 
1. Penis shaped straws can't go all the way into a beer bottle.
2. Contrary to common belief, bachelorette parties can, and should be, enjoyed.