Freaks of a Feather Creep Together

Crime and Punishment

The Recital

My Dear Grandma

Today, September 12th, would have been my grandmother's birthday. I'm proud to be a descendant of this wonderful woman- as beautiful as she was wise and kind. She was the one adult I've never feared, yet the one worthiest of my respect. Her strength was in her quiet stoicism and her unyielding love.   

Doomsday Revelations

The Humble Origins of Hair-Raising Horror

I caught myself thinking today. Nothing good ever starts with this one...

Turns Out Bachelorette Parties Don't HAVE to Be Boring Shit Crap

This one was made for a friend on the brink of entering in unholy matrimony. Her boozilicious bachelorette party taught me two important lessons: 
1. Penis shaped straws can't go all the way into a beer bottle.
2. Contrary to common belief, bachelorette parties can, and should be, enjoyed.